Exactly what they sound like. Proceed accordingly.
A synesthete lady called Ulla
Would classify fucks by their colour.
Her lover’s were blue
(Pantone 312)
But her husband’s were very much duller.
Pompeia told hubby, ‘There’s many
Say you’re screwing that Greek girl, Parthene.’
Great Caesar replied,
‘It’s true that I tried,
But though vidi and vici non veni.’
There was a young lady called Spitz
Who used to rub Vick on her elbows
Thus, her soapy back rubs
Not only earned thanks
But relived her own asthmatic fits.
— [æ] vs [ɑː] —
Up north we say gr[æ]ss and not gr[ɑː]ss
As you lot say m[æ]ss and not m[ɑː]ss
We don’t want to p[æ]ss
As one of your cl[æ]ss
You can shove your long As up your [ɑː]ss
